The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other.  
-- Ronald Reagan

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.  --
Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

There is no distinctly native American criminal class save Congress.  -- Mark Twain
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A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay
off with your money.  
-- G. Gordon Liddy
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from
poor people in rich countries to rich people in
poor countries.  
-- Douglas Casey, Classmate
of W.J.Clinton at Georgetown U. (1992)
Giving money and power to government is like
giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.  
-- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of
everybody else.  
-- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax
it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.  
-- Ronald Reagan (1986)
I don't make jokes. I just watch the
government and report the facts.
-- Will Rogers
If you think health care is expensive
now, wait until you see what it costs
when it's free.
-- P.J. O'Rourke
If you want government to intervene domestically, you're a liberal. If you want government to
intervene overseas, you're a conservative. If you want government to intervene everywhere,
you're a moderate. If you don't want government to intervene anywhere, you're an extremist.   
-- Joseph Sobran, Editor of the National Review
In general, the art of government
consists in taking as much money as
possible from one party of the
citizens to give to the other.
-- Voltaire (1764)
Just because you do not take an
interest in politics doesn't mean
politics won't take an interest in you.  
-- Pericles (430 B.C.)
No man's life, liberty, or property are
safe while the legislature is in
session.
-- Mark Twain (1866)
Talk is cheap-except when Congress
does it.  
-- Unknown
The only difference between a tax man and a
taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the
skin.  
-- Mark Twain
What this country needs are more
unemployed politicians.  
-- Edward Langley, Artist
1928-1995
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal
sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing
of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-- Winston Churchill